lmaopost:

When you call your mom back after she called you 5 times

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michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via orgasm)

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

(via orgasm)